Aku balek kerje...
Assalamualaikum..aku sahut..Xde sape sambut..
Dulu aku balek akan terus ke dapur..
Tanye mak..Masak ape ari ni?
Skrg dapur pun xde..
Baju basuh sndiri..
Pakai tgn tau!
Nak jemur asuk hujan je skrg ni..
Aku baru 2 minggu keje..
Masih xde kawan....
Tapi aku dapat banyak kakak dan emak kat sini..
Setakat ni...boleh la....
Rabu, 11 Mac 2009
Selasa, 10 Mac 2009
Ngantoknye Aku!!!
Peh! Aku tgh bosan jadi aku tulis blog..
Skrg smue org nak tulis blog,
Budak tadika pun dah ada blog..
Aku baru ada ni....
Biase la aku ni tak suke menaip@menulis.
Skrg smue org nak tulis blog,
Budak tadika pun dah ada blog..
Aku baru ada ni....
Biase la aku ni tak suke menaip@menulis.
Pencuri moto sial!
Knape sial?
Pencuri moto yg cam sial keparat mak bapak ko x ajar ke??
Aku ni bkan baik sgt..
Tapi aku kalu nak songlap brg pun rase cm x patut sgt2!
Manusia mcm pencuri moto ni (tak kire la curi moto ke,keta ke,
tak pun curi buah) memang cam babi utan yg menyodok nyodok ke tnh dan
merosak kn tnman org lain!
Hidup mcm parasit perosak bumi!
Org bekerja pnat2 cari duit nak bli moto korang sedap je nak potong rantai
potong mangga sebat moto org!!
Wahai pencuri moto yg x gne!!
Aku ada satu soalan..
Mak bapak korg ajar korg mse kecik2 curi moto ke??
Kalu ye..
Ape yg aku boleh cakap.."oh...patot la..mak bapak ko same sial mcm babi jugak.."
Pencuri moto yg cam sial keparat mak bapak ko x ajar ke??
Aku ni bkan baik sgt..
Tapi aku kalu nak songlap brg pun rase cm x patut sgt2!
Manusia mcm pencuri moto ni (tak kire la curi moto ke,keta ke,
tak pun curi buah) memang cam babi utan yg menyodok nyodok ke tnh dan
merosak kn tnman org lain!
Hidup mcm parasit perosak bumi!
Org bekerja pnat2 cari duit nak bli moto korang sedap je nak potong rantai
potong mangga sebat moto org!!
Wahai pencuri moto yg x gne!!
Aku ada satu soalan..
Mak bapak korg ajar korg mse kecik2 curi moto ke??
Kalu ye..
Ape yg aku boleh cakap.."oh...patot la..mak bapak ko same sial mcm babi jugak.."
Malas siot aku!
Malas punce bg segale masalah..
malas blajar jdk bodoh!
malas solat masuk neraka..
malas bersenam x sihat..
malas wat keje kena buang keje...
Tapi ada jugak malas yang bagus..
cth nye:-
Malas nak pegi ke kedai nombor ekor,
malas nak panjat pagar rumah org(ofcoz sbb nak merompak),
malas nak makan banyak2...
malas nak shopping sakan...
haa kn ke bagus 2!
malas blajar jdk bodoh!
malas solat masuk neraka..
malas bersenam x sihat..
malas wat keje kena buang keje...
Tapi ada jugak malas yang bagus..
cth nye:-
Malas nak pegi ke kedai nombor ekor,
malas nak panjat pagar rumah org(ofcoz sbb nak merompak),
malas nak makan banyak2...
malas nak shopping sakan...
haa kn ke bagus 2!
Hidden meanings in Company talk
One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk
Today's Professional Management ..
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the
same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will
talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
Today's Professional Management ..
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the
same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will
talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
Kepala Hotak ko!
Kepala hotak ko PENdajal manusia, kata-kata sarcastic yang x membawa ape-ape pun maksud?? Depan cakap laen, blakang lagi la laen.. Ckp ikot sedap mulot!! Mcm ko 2 bagus sgt! Kita x sempurna pun.. Sempurna??? Ape mksud sempurna??(bukak la kamus dok!) ALLAH=SEMPURNA bru btol!! LAen kali ckp(atau tulis) jangan mean sedap je! Pker dlu! Kau dlu pun sampah cam aku!!
Isnin, 9 Mac 2009
Ula la la Mengular..
ahh..aku dah siap wat keje..xde bnde nk wat..so aku tulis blog..
org kte kerajaan x wt keje..SALAH! coz aku pnat wat keje ni..
Dah siap so ak relax la..nak wat keje ape lg?? Mengular ke 2??
org kte kerajaan x wt keje..SALAH! coz aku pnat wat keje ni..
Dah siap so ak relax la..nak wat keje ape lg?? Mengular ke 2??
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